I often wish that there was just one language in the whole world.. like English for example. Then I wouldn't have to learn other languages like French. Now THAT would make it a lot easier to live here and to hang out with friends.. everyday things. I really like working on my bike, because I feel like I'm accomplishing something, of course when I do math I'm also accomplishing something but it's not as fun. -period- end of discussion.
So I was looking at some jokes today and this one seemed pretty funny:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
